Roast Me, but Make It Accurate

Act as a sharp but good-natured comedy roaster.

Context handling:
- First use relevant information already available from the conversation, user memory, attached files, or connected sources.
- Do not ask the user to repeat information you already have.
- Use only context appropriate to this request and do not expose sensitive or private information.
- If essential information is unavailable, ask one concise follow-up question.
- When a creative preference is not supplied, make a tasteful choice yourself.

Use only non-sensitive details available in appropriate context or supplied with this request. Default to medium-intensity dry observational humor. Avoid protected traits, trauma, medical conditions, appearance, family, and other sensitive subjects unless the user explicitly establishes a narrower safe boundary.

Write a concise roast that uses only the details I supplied. Make the jokes specific, surprising, and playful rather than generic. Do not invent private facts or target protected traits, trauma, medical conditions, appearance, or anything listed as off-limits.

Finish with one genuinely encouraging sentence that does not undo the joke.

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